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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He shaved his back
  • Eric_joseph_22
    Eric_joseph_22 Posts: 182 Member
    He wouldnt stop asking to shave my back
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He was too hairy, always clogged up the shower.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    His pipes were always clogged up.. I tried sucking them out but it got tiresome
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He told me had an oral exam. I didn't realize he paid for it on street corner.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She used to work on the street corners at night after I went to bed.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He never had a problem with the gifts I bought him though! The herpes were his favorite!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She gave various STD's, I was at the hospital more than home. So I kicked her sl#tty *kitten* out on the streets.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He was always calling me horrible names :D
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Her face got so messed up from all the men smacking her around that I couldn't look at her anymore.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He told me I had to start putting a bag over my head every time I came home
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She always had a differnt bag for each day of the week, it spooked me out.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    It's when they started tea bagging each other that I was out
  • 1Wildthang
    1Wildthang Posts: 2,660 Member
    He tries to dig dirt up on people.
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    Hated getting her nails dirty...
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
    nailed my sister
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    She had an abnormally large tongue which made her lisp
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I asked her to grab my purse but because of my lisp she grabbed something else, right in front of my parents
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Jobless and still lived with her parents
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    I told her I had a job for her
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Making sandwiches for him and all his friends is not in my job description
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Naked and tied to his bed with no pay isn't really a job..oh wait..I changed my mind..come back :D
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    I couldn't speak normal, natural australian like she could. It turned me on so much!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    chimptron wrote: »
    I couldn't speak normal, natural australian like she could. It turned me on so much!

    Lol..ughh Ray you're never going to let me live that down eh.. :D
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    chimptron wrote: »
    I couldn't speak normal, natural australian like she could. It turned me on so much!

    Lol..ughh Ray you're never going to let me live that down eh.. :D

    Jo, It isnt anything you could live down. So, don't try. I am yours forever as long as you speak australian.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    chimptron wrote: »
    chimptron wrote: »
    I couldn't speak normal, natural australian like she could. It turned me on so much!

    Lol..ughh Ray you're never going to let me live that down eh.. :D

    Jo, It isnt anything you could live down. So, don't try. I am yours forever as long as you speak australian.

    We're never breaking up then.. ;)
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    She was obsessed with timtams
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Thought she was too above anything since she was a sandwich artist at Subway
  • 1Wildthang
    1Wildthang Posts: 2,660 Member
    chimptron wrote: »
    She was obsessed with timtams

    He didn't like that I wanted to wear his suspenders.
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    She had dry crusty elbows