We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She scratched me off her calendar0
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SouthernCurves91 wrote: »He was always late for our scheduled sexy time
When she had to wait for anything, she had a nervous habit of biting her toe nails.
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She never made plans for sexy time so I always missed it and she went on without me0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She scratched me off her calendar
She would never pencil me in for some sexy time
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He didn't notice the sharpie0
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She always wrote on me with a sharpie when I would get drunk.0
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She used an invisible sharpie so it disappeared before I got home0
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He hated when I sharpied my eyebrows on0
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She had horrible makeup skills
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She had horrible makeup skills
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He had caustic gas and would giggle insessently when he let it fly!!0
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He had some brain damage caused by caustic gasses
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I was mad about her and she had me committed!0
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He didn't want to commit0
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She thought "commitment" was that nasty "c" word!0
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He called me the c word daily0
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She thought Cutie Pie, was offensive!0
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He didn't answer my twenty questions0
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She didn't like the answers to her questions0
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Wouldn't answer me..actually would never speak to me
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Wanted to talk 24/7 0
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Cuz she wanted 2 much sex0
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I just wanted water ..That was it ,just one sip0
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I waited in the shower, he never showed up 0
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I did but U started without me0
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His arm looked like an oversized yam1
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She squashed my yams during sexy time.1
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He didn't like what I done to his yams... I thought it was fun 0
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