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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't like my back side.
Or front side for that matter0 -
Lol . She was always on these strict juice diets0
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She had a side I'd never seen before0
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My side was too wild for her1
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She wouldn't come over to the dark side with me!0
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She ran off with some wolves0
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She didn't like to run0
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She ran out on me!0
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Her shoes were made for walking0
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She said she'd never kiss and tell but she lied.0
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She always chose the trout.
I'm more a salmon kinda gal0 -
She reeked of salmon0
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She didn't like the sashimi salmon... it was my fave!!0
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I got sober0
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She always had to drink out of a jar glass1
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He called my ex a "she"0
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We decided to stay together0
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She took back her ex!0
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She required me to bring her breakfast in bed every morning, but would never let me get in too!0
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He wouldn't butter my toast0
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I tried to butter her hot buns, and she slapped me!0
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He didn't like my buns0
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I over ate on her great buns! Carb coma!!!0
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He always had to stop and get an energy drink in order to have sexy time.0
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She wanted to eat tacos during sexy time0
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Ummmmm.... told him no tacos other than mine in the bed and he got mad!0
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her tacos did'nt have cheese on them0
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He liked tacos more than burritos. :-00
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He didn't like the tacos I made him0
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