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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She liked too much butter on her yams2
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She never refilled the butter0
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He never filled my butter0
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She didnt butter me enough1
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He didn't have a butt2
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She fondled the Sunday Rump Roast more than Me.2
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He wouldn't let me eat roast off his chest0
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She burned me with gravy1
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I could barely swallow his gravy0
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She never let me help clean her up when she spilled things0
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Caught him licking his gravy off his ex
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She only showered once a month0
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She wouldn't share her ice cream0
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Never saw the dudes face0
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She hated my face0
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She grabbed my a $$ ...I'm not a slut ....anymore0
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He slept with a pet fish. It was a bit odd1
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I have no idea why... She was super woman... I was even drinking the red koolaid with her!!1
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He switched to the blue Kool aid0
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Didn't like my blue tongue0
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She didn't like strawberry kool aide0
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She..she..omg it's too awful to say
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She has a stutter0
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She wanted more kids, I just couldn't give them to her 0
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Her ovaries were dead and shriveled0
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She was sometimes cruel0
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She didn't have any time for fun and games0
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She played too much0
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Her curves down south were too much to handle-1
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She preferred cuddling bones0
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