We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

SuperStampede

I could never say no to her tacos... I was binge eating all the time!

slimgirljo15

Caught with his face in the neighbours tacos

SouthernCurves91

She stopped eating my tacos, so I moved on

SuperStampede

She never fixed me Mexican food.

SuperStampede

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My voice was too manly for him

She said my voice was like gravel, even when I was whispering. :-0

SouthernCurves91

He said my voice hurt his ears, so he wore ear plugs 24/7

bruby28

He could never remember my name

SuperStampede

I was gonna propose, but she changed her name

SouthernCurves91

He proposed without a ring

1Wildthang

She wanted to be married

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't put a ring on it

RunHardBeStrong

She always wanted to ring my neck

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't even wear the ring I got her on a neck chain

1Wildthang

She's paranoid about potentially domestic relationship issues

FabulousFantasticFifty

I hear she was abusive to her last Girlfriend

1Wildthang

I kick a.s.s in my day, but never a date.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted sexy time before our first date

bruby28

She was too innocent for me

SuperStampede

She wanted to do that choking thing during sexy time... she just didn't want to stop!

Susannahwlj

I wasn't naughty enough for him

SuperStampede

She overacted during role play of naughty school!!

Susannahwlj

He always wanted to role play.. even when we went to his parents house

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her Parents thought I was no good for her

liftorgohome

She ended up sleeping with my dad.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Well he was Sean Connery after all!

liftorgohome

She left me for Sean Connery.

1Wildthang

I can't remember why

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1Wildthang

He didn't like my pointy elbows poking him

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