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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He chose his mustache over me
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    She was obsessed with the power of the stache
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    she wouldnt shave her pits
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He would secretly use my makeup
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He was jelious I had more testosterone than him
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    double burn

    she could grow more leg hair than i could and i got jealous
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He was also jealous that my feet were bigger ..and harrier
  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    I would wake up to her stealing my eye lashes
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    she wanted to grow her feet out and started soaking them in miracle grow every morning before breakfast
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He only wore his sunglasses at night .
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    initials1248 wrote: »
    she wanted to grow her feet out and started soaking them in miracle grow every morning before breakfast

    Crying lol
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He threw away his nice wranglers for Fubu pants
  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    She made me go to bed in my wranglers
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He would always take me to an old dirt road out in the middle of nowhere
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    bruby28 wrote: »
    He only wore his sunglasses at night .

    I can't. Dead RIP bye
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    She confessed that her mustache wasnt real
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    We've broken up so many times now , he can't even remember my name . He refers to me as David now ..
  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Because she can't believe this is the first time we broke up
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    His head looked like a giant penis when he wore that hat .
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    because she told me her stripper name was david the long
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He would always rub my face in chicken wing grease
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    I was tired of her putting it on her feet for extra growth so i smeared her face in it as a break up anniversary gift
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Whenever I'd try to fall asleep he would whisper in my ear ..... David ..pass the parmesan
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was in love with her ex
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    bruby28 wrote: »
    Whenever I'd try to fall asleep he would whisper in my ear ..... David ..pass the parmesan

    I thought it would be romantic, David.
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    Because she hid the leftover wings from me and blew up my toilet bowl
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I was the wrong sex
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    she couldnt resist other mens feet
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He didn't have a foot..2.5" :(
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
    She couldn't tell my *kitten* from my feet... or maybe she just had a foot fetish. :wink:

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