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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He chose his mustache over me0
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She was obsessed with the power of the stache0
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she wouldnt shave her pits0
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He would secretly use my makeup0
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He was jelious I had more testosterone than him0
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double burn
she could grow more leg hair than i could and i got jealous0 -
He was also jealous that my feet were bigger ..and harrier0
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I would wake up to her stealing my eye lashes1
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she wanted to grow her feet out and started soaking them in miracle grow every morning before breakfast0
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He only wore his sunglasses at night .1
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initials1248 wrote: »she wanted to grow her feet out and started soaking them in miracle grow every morning before breakfast
Crying lol0 -
He threw away his nice wranglers for Fubu pants0
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She made me go to bed in my wranglers0
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He would always take me to an old dirt road out in the middle of nowhere0
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She confessed that her mustache wasnt real0
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We've broken up so many times now , he can't even remember my name . He refers to me as David now ..0
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Because she can't believe this is the first time we broke up0
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His head looked like a giant penis when he wore that hat .0
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because she told me her stripper name was david the long0
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He would always rub my face in chicken wing grease0
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I was tired of her putting it on her feet for extra growth so i smeared her face in it as a break up anniversary gift0
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Whenever I'd try to fall asleep he would whisper in my ear ..... David ..pass the parmesan0
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She was in love with her ex0
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Because she hid the leftover wings from me and blew up my toilet bowl0
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I was the wrong sex0
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she couldnt resist other mens feet0
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He didn't have a foot..2.5"0
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She couldn't tell my *kitten* from my feet... or maybe she just had a foot fetish.1
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