We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

SouthernCurves91

He took the "naughty" pet names too far

bruby28

Couldn't handle all her curves

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted someone shaped like a 12 year old boy

initials1248

She could shift gears but couldn't reach the clutch EWWWW

slimgirljo15

Came home with crabs..not the eating kind

bruby28

I never knew what he was talking about

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was allergic to seafood

SouthernCurves91

Ummm she told me the crab story

bruby28

She smelled like a salmon patty

initials1248

on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me... clap and i left her

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always crabby every morning

initials1248

couldnt resist

bruby28

Something was fishy about her

initials1248

She stole my truck, my huntin spot, my beer, and left me the dang cat

slimgirljo15

Such a baby..always wanted to be breast fed

initials1248

She beat me at a game of call of duty

slimgirljo15

He said the long distance relationship just wasn't working

SouthernCurves91

She lived too far away from Arkansas

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted me to fly to Australia once a week

initials1248

She wanted to take a selfie

slimgirljo15

He still had the hots for his old flame

initials1248

She hacked my facebook and wrote single and gay

bruby28

He was always on Facebook stalking his old boyfriends

initials1248

she added too much salt to the gravy

bruby28

He was gay and would complain about salty tasting things *scoffs*

initials1248

Bahahahaha!

She was les but complained about the fish being too fishy

bruby28

Nothing was ever too fishy for him

bruby28

Ughhh wait what lol

SojournerThirteen

Itz a fish story... hit me up later for details lol

initials1248

yeah you just messed up LOL and thats why he broke up with her