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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wanted a baby..I couldn't make her pregnant
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I accidentally got her pregnant... 3 times!!1
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SuperStampede wrote: »I accidentally got her pregnant... 3 times!!
He got 3 neighbours pregnant to..sloot
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I could handle all her babies0
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She was always too busy looking after Slim's babies1
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She ran away to Australia for another woman... loved to take care of her children.0
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She was crushing some Guy named Joe!0
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He got jealous of my Joe Elliott crush
There was a Def Leppard Love triangle.FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was crushing some Guy named Joe!
She never wanted to fool around until she had her cup of Joe!
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He didn't like his coffee sweet0
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I couldn't find the yucca or agave or some other crazy thing for her coffee (they don't carry that at Dollar General)!0
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He bought my Engagement ring at Dollar General0
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I walked 10 miles in the snow to the Dollar Store cuz I knew I shoulda put a ring on it!0
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He wanted me to put out before he put a ring on it and I suggested church instead0
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She said, "Don't tell me no lies, and keep your hands to yourself!"0
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He ended up being all handsy and lied when he said he'd Love me at 70!0
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She had the hots for our neighbour superstud stampede 0
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She wouldn't let me Sew my Oats0
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She looked like she would be better than two 25 year olds in the bedroom, so all the young guys wanted her experience and the older ones her companionship... I couldn't compete!!1
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No way, no how. Not breaking up. We're soul mates
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I called her a gorgeous Sheila, she thought I was stepping out with another woman.0
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Cheaterrrr..broke my heart
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She had a double jointed tongue, but would never show me her tricks during sexy time.0
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He was tongue tied when I confronted him about some Aussie0
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walked in and found her tongue in Hugh Jackman'd mouth!!0
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Walked in and found his tongue in Hugh Jackmans mouth 0
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She Had both @SuperStampede and Hugh Jackman locked in her basement0
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She was running a human meat shop0
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He was hypocritical. He treated people like pieces of meat yet got mad if I did.0
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Deadly dutch oven.. I died0
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Because you made me laugh so much i kept peeing my pants out in public0
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