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She pierced my manlyballz, causing me to go into cardiac arrest followed by an ICU stay1
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7 year itch, it's a real thing1
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Always scratching ..I think she had crabs1
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He said he got crabs from a public restroom0
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She always wanted to go out to eat crabs0
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He was topless and played with his nipples during dinner the ENTIRE time!!1
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She never let me wear a shirt or talk when we went out.1
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She would never rub my chest after sexy time.0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Always scratching ..I think she had crabs
She got me so excited, I broke out in hives!
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He was excited by other Women0
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She was "Every Woman in the World to Me...." <Air Supply>, but she thought I had a wondering eye.0
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It was that darned wandering eye of his!
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She once hit me so hard in the *kitten* that it knocked my eye out of alignment!0
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He Loved his Cat more than me!0
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She would ignore my *kitten* and never pet it. :-(0
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So in turn he opened up a Petting Zoo for the Lonely Housewives in our neighborhood
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I tried to make extra money raising small animals in the backyard, but all she wanted to do was watch Desperate Housewives all day long.0
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Got us kicked out of the neighborhood by the HOA0
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We had to move because she only wanted to sit at the community pool all day and talk to the HOA President.
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He apparently had no idea what I liked!0
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