We broke up because...
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She liked a clean shaven man, that 5 o'clock shadow did me in.0
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He wouldn't grow a beard!
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He was broke and couldn't buy me nice things!0
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Made me shave my chest!0
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When he offered me Prune juice I assumed he was saying I had intestinal issues ;p0
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Would never take his ball cap off and always stared off into space.0
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Was intimidated once he saw the brain I had hidden under my cap!0
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His wasnt
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She wanted me to stay up late at night and watch those Male Enhancement product commercials... What was she trying to say!?!1
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He wouldn't let me sleep...and not in the fun way.0
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
He was a cheapskate and ordered his off the internet
Well... That's not what he expected!
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Was a gambler0
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Always sang Kenny Rogers while playing poker.0
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Forgot that I preferred Black Jack0
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He told me to play Russian roulette, but loaded ALL the chambers!!0
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Had Side women
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I was her backdoor man anytime I traveled North.0
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He never went South 0
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I ALWAYS wanted to go South... like ALWAYS. Guess she didn't like it as much as she thought. LoL!
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SuperStampede wrote: »I was her backdoor man anytime I traveled North.
Was having an affair with his assistant0
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