We broke up because...
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He was always getting lost0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was always getting lost
I'm a she0 -
She complained that I would never ask for directions.0
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He was always scouting the other team!0 -
She didn't like my tramp stamp that said, "Exit Only."0
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They thought that chocolate milk came from brown cows.0
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Was always seeing imaginary People0
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She would always talk with her imaginary friend0
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Better than talking to his little friend
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She would never talk to my little friend...
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He liked his Tattoo better than mine0
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She said she had a tattoo, but would never let me look for it.0
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He never went to my Tattoo thread on the Chit Chat forum0
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Wanted to play hide and seek during sexy time, but she said she was busy on MFP and I should be too.0
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He was always blaming me for his addictions!0
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She loved the smell of saw dust, but couldn't cut a straight angle to save her life!0
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Ha! Already done!!! (One of them anyway)0
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She was more handy around the house than me... my ego couldn't take it.0
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He always wanted me to do that dance like MC Hammer... I could move laterally!0
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