We broke up because...
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She never believed I went to the same college at Ben Rothlesberger.0
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She spent all my money at Starbucks.0
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Her love for coffee was just puppy love, but she didn't love my puppy.0
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She kept calling her treadmill "puppy".0
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She wanted to buy our new dog from a puppy mill.0
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He didn't like Mutts
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...but I LOVED Heinz 57!!1
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He was hung like a bear... his *kitten* was just too much to take.0
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He had a thing for hanging bears
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quote="P_Burg_Princess;c-40051339"]He tried to serve me Hunts ketchup.. ain't nobody got time for that
My wife is a ninja lol[/quote]
Thought her last girlfriend was a ninja, but really just had TMNT bedding...
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That ^^^ was his bed!0
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Would never role play TMNT with me during sexy time... I had the sheets and everything!0
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Well fell off his twin bed and I broke my head!0
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Always asking to get my twin brother in bed with us.
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He was delusional
There was no Twin!0 -
Her legs were better than mine0
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Was always catching him in front of the mirror wearing my heels1
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I got tired of trying to fight the girls off.1
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