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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She's a sex therapist at a college
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 142 Member
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    he drove into a tree staring at a woman running
  • kaygeebozzz
    kaygeebozzz Posts: 69 Member
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    Built a full-scale replica of the Iron Throne out of beer cans.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Drank all my beer to give her the empty beer cans :'(
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 142 Member
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    Blames me for his alcoholism
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Is really in denial about her drinking problem. It was a full case I left and you drank it all!
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    pretends to be drunk to get out of bar bills
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 142 Member
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    Forgets his wallets on dates
  • laurenlmt
    laurenlmt Posts: 142 Member
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    purposely
  • kaygeebozzz
    kaygeebozzz Posts: 69 Member
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    Drives around a large van offering free Xboxes and candy outside the local middle school.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She gets her daily workout streaking around her neighborhood at the stroke of midnight
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    Has a song sung about her sexual prowess in the Himalayan mountains by smiling sherpas
  • Linlou125
    Linlou125 Posts: 1,620 Member
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    We just got back from a week long Hawaiian vacation!
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    She likes to switch the air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn so when people poop and spray EVERYONE knows
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Saves his poops and dumps them in his neighbor's yard so he can listen to the neighbor scream at the other neighbor about the dog pooping in the yard
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    It says "lie" Jo! Work with us here! :p:p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Fills out a coconut bra better than I do :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited July 2017
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    Wears tighty whities because ..damn waaaay more comfortable than dental floss climbing your arses all day!
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    She's a natural redhead
  • pigheaded
    pigheaded Posts: 3,083 Member
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    Runs an outreach program for men who like to braid their back hair. Teaches them the ropes..

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