Should've been a song...

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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited August 2017
    "I spank, you spank, we all spank the
    bologna-mayo-cake."
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    But she fell in love with an English man
    Kiked her on the deck and then I took her on videcam
    Said, "baby, I just want to wank"
    My pretty little myfitness pal

    I prefer this version!
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited August 2017
    "I am not that innicint" :)
  • Unknown
    edited August 2017
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "*kitten* being honest"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "I introduced my girlfriend to my family and my wife got pissed"
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    "That's the waaay we became the bacon bunch."
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "*kitten* *kitten* *kitten*"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Is that a banana in your pocket..."
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "How old are you?"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Do you even understand what's going on?"
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited August 2017
    "No, you put some pants on"
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Unless I can"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "I can't"
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "I meant centimeters not inches"
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Snackcakes"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Smash"
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    "Yes. No. All but pass"
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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    "I only have eyes for woo."