We broke up because...
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            Thought hes were shes and shes were hes1
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            She was stronger than me and used to beat me up0
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            Not sure. I want you back0
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            She took her ex back1
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            Her ex showed up during our week-long get away!0
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            His idea of a "Getaway" was a Motel 6 in Dog Patch0
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            ROTF!!! I know a Dog Patch in KY!!! True Story!
 I said we should move in together, but she always was changing zip codes! 0 0
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            8 hours was too far for him0
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            After 8 hours of sexy time, I needed to be admitted to the ICU!0
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            He didn't want me to be his sexy nurse0
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            She agreed to wear the naughty nurse uniform for role play, but drew the line at taking my BP! 0 0
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            He only wanted me for my nursing skills0
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            She called it off after I brought the defibulator in for sexy time0
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            He wouldn't let me practice my catheter insertion skills!! Lmao!!!! 0 0
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            She didn't respect my "Exit Only" Lower Back Tattoo!  0 0
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            She was too freaky for me!0
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            He didn't like my tattoo0
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            She didn't approve of my all nighters.0
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            He called 2 hours and all nighter 0 0
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            She wouldn't let me sleep...EVER!!!1
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            She said I was an old as hell fart. Hey, I need my beauty sleep.0
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            She kept waking me up for adult time. For heavens sake I'm not a robot!0
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            His adult time was from 3:45 am to 5 am. When I was trying to sleep.0
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            She never wanted to have adult time when I did0
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            Uhmm...Playing Grand Theft Auto isn't "Adult" time!0
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            She didn't like me playing call of duty0
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            too wild for me1
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