We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Got upset when I told her no time for sexy time because I was on call and might be called to duty.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

I count tired of him saying he was "The Count"

night_owls1985

he didn't know how to fly

FabulousFantasticFifty

Those talons punctured my artery

littlewolf3785

Her talons broke my heart

RunHardBeStrong

She had no heart but had jars of them in her closet. It was creepy.

slimgirljo15

She was married and her hub didn't want to share

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that she was into blondes

Countryboy_83

You ate pickles in my presence

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was jealous of my Love for the Dill pickle

firefit21

Found out I didn't like pickles

slimgirljo15

What??? We broke up? First I knew

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was still with her ex

firefit21

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

What??? We broke up? First I knew

Nooo why do we have to break up?

FabulousFantasticFifty

It was a Pat situation at our house!

SuperStampede

She said my *kitten* looked like a semi-androgynous male!!

SouthernCurves91

He had a *kitten*

SuperStampede

She wasn't into *kittens*... dog - person. :-)

slimgirljo15

He HAAAATES me *sob, sniffle*

SuperStampede

We had a love/ hate relationship... I loved her and she thought I hated her. :-(

slimgirljo15

He, he kicked me

SouthernCurves91

Always whining..... (eye roll)

Love ya Jo!!!!!

bruby28

She was always rolling her eyes

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

We were really into having make-up "relations"...

slimgirljo15

Sloot..

liftorgohome

She decided to let her leg hair grow and it was nasty

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wasn't fond of my natural wool Winter ensemble

littlewolf3785

He didn't like the fact his room was actually the dog house!

liftorgohome

She would rather sleep with the dog instead of me