We broke up because...
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He told me my legs weren't woolly enough for him0
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She kept running away from me0
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I came home to a note saying that he had run away0
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She had portraits all over our room of herself0
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He was broke!
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He brought home a new Ruby every week, I am not talking stones.0
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He said my Medical MJ Card was a forgery0
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She said she was a doctor and I found out she was only a RN.0
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He never wanted to play Doctor0
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His detective skills were too sharp. I was afraid of what he would find in my closet.0
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I found some crazy outfits in her closet.0
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He finally came out of the closet
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I lied and told me liked the outfits.0
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She was always calling me "he" even after the surgery!
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She got what she paid for
Too bad she's cheap0 -
She didnt like the extra booby0
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She had too many labias1
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I was more.of a butt man0
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She bought me a Boot Pop for our Anniversary0
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She was too pretty to be a man...0
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She was too manly and burped louder than me.0
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He didn't appreciate my belching skills0
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He felt too girly when I out burped him0
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Always got weird with hot dogs, even in public0
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She couldn't fit a whole foot long in her mouth0
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I could never eat my weiner in peace if he was around0
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He was offering his $5 footlong to the public0
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She never liked my foot longs0
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She was ashamed of the way I made my money , selling myself like a sub sammich0
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He was cheap and only gave me 6 inches0
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