We broke up because...

RunHardBeStrong

He told me my legs weren't woolly enough for him

liftorgohome

She kept running away from me

FabulousFantasticFifty

I came home to a note saying that he had run away

bruby28

She had portraits all over our room of herself

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was broke!

RunHardBeStrong

He brought home a new Ruby every week, I am not talking stones.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He said my Medical MJ Card was a forgery

liftorgohome

She said she was a doctor and I found out she was only a RN.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He never wanted to play Doctor

ItsMeGee3

His detective skills were too sharp. I was afraid of what he would find in my closet.

liftorgohome

I found some crazy outfits in her closet.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He finally came out of the closet

ItsMeGee3

I lied and told me liked the outfits.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always calling me "he" even after the surgery!

LonniJay

She got what she paid for

Too bad she's cheap

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didnt like the extra booby

LonniJay

She had too many labias

bruby28

I was more.of a butt man

FabulousFantasticFifty

She bought me a Boot Pop for our Anniversary

LonniJay

She was too pretty to be a man...

liftorgohome

She was too manly and burped louder than me.

LonniJay

He didn't appreciate my belching skills

Pipsqueakz

He felt too girly when I out burped him

LonniJay

Always got weird with hot dogs, even in public

liftorgohome

She couldn't fit a whole foot long in her mouth

LonniJay

I could never eat my weiner in peace if he was around

Pipsqueakz

He was offering his $5 footlong to the public

liftorgohome

She never liked my foot longs

bruby28

She was ashamed of the way I made my money , selling myself like a sub sammich

LonniJay

He was cheap and only gave me 6 inches