We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
We broke up because...
Replies
-
He told me my legs weren't woolly enough for him0
-
She kept running away from me0
-
I came home to a note saying that he had run away0
-
She had portraits all over our room of herself0
-
He was broke!
0 -
He brought home a new Ruby every week, I am not talking stones.0
-
He said my Medical MJ Card was a forgery0
-
She said she was a doctor and I found out she was only a RN.0
-
He never wanted to play Doctor0
-
His detective skills were too sharp. I was afraid of what he would find in my closet.0
-
I found some crazy outfits in her closet.0
-
He finally came out of the closet
0 -
I lied and told me liked the outfits.0
-
She was always calling me "he" even after the surgery!
0 -
She got what she paid for
Too bad she's cheap0 -
She didnt like the extra booby0
-
She had too many labias1
-
I was more.of a butt man0
-
She bought me a Boot Pop for our Anniversary0
-
She was too pretty to be a man...0
-
She was too manly and burped louder than me.0
-
He didn't appreciate my belching skills0
-
He felt too girly when I out burped him0
-
Always got weird with hot dogs, even in public0
-
She couldn't fit a whole foot long in her mouth0
-
I could never eat my weiner in peace if he was around0
-
He was offering his $5 footlong to the public0
-
She never liked my foot longs0
-
She was ashamed of the way I made my money , selling myself like a sub sammich0
-
He was cheap and only gave me 6 inches0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.5K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 259.7K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 391 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.2K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.7K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions