We broke up because...
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She didn't like my voodoo doll collection0
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she's into My Little Pony0
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Drank the last of my protien powder, and didn't replace it0
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Dang I'm such a jerk!
Insisted I'd buy her expensive protein powder but didn't want me to pay0 -
I wanted to be the man in the relationship
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I was too dominating0
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She always wanted to wax my body , I was proud of my hairyness1
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She had more hair than me... arm pit hair!1
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Never..never breaking up0
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She shaved her head and gave it to make wigs... I couldn't get a handful! Just kidding, didn't break up... I started putting her in a full Nelson!!1
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He Didn't make me dessert!
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She gained 200 lbs from having too much dessert0
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She never fully supported me on my business adventure of rotary dial cell phones...1
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We ended up living in a camper down by the river1
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She wasn't satisfied with my double wide... wanted an old Victorian!0
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Never helped me with my carpentry projects
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She liked everything squared up to a T!0
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She was obsessed with the letter T0
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She wanted to s.hit on my chest and I said no way B!tch I'm not into that sick s.hit0
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He wouldn't do the little things in life even if they made me happy . He was always weird #20
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I don't do hand cuffs.0
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No Fun!!! ;p0
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Wouldn't sit on the bedroom swing with me, said it made her motion sick0
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He said my fat rolls made him motion sick0
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She wasn't feeling well and asked for dramamine. I thought she asked for drama, mean. She still won't speak to me.0
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He pulled on the wrong strings0
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Tried to make me his puppet0
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I wanted her to dance and sing. She just wanted to sit and spin.0
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I am the tongue wrestling world champion....and she didn't like that.0
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She pinned my tongue...but not in the good way...0
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