We broke up because...

bruby28

She didn't believe me that 6 inches was the average

LonniJay

She never understood that I expect better than average

FabulousFantasticFifty

She called me average

liftorgohome

She couldn't handle the big dog

LonniJay

The big dog was the name of his miniature poodle

FabulousFantasticFifty

His Pit Bull mauled me then ate my shoes!

Pipsqueakz

Kept putting his big dog between my buns at lunch time... when it was a hamburger bun

LonniJay

She got mad when I let the dog chew on her shoes

liftorgohome

She was allergic to my dog

FabulousFantasticFifty

He always brought home Turkey dogs and I liked all beef

bruby28

She didn't appreciate my 6 " turkey dog , she preffered the neighbors all beef patty

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FabulousFantasticFifty

I was the Ex

liftorgohome

She didn't like my dutch ovens, they would wake her up and I would pretend I'm sleeping

1Wildthang

He lives in pretend world instead of reality.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Reality hit when I realized I liked Men instead

liftorgohome

She wouldn't let my female friend join in

1Wildthang

Yikes, he's into group sex !!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didnt like the Swing I bought

LonniJay

I couldn't balance on her swing

littlewolf3785

She could never get the balance thing right, always weaving back and forth, made a person dizzy.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She couldn't Swing dance! Deal breaker!

littlewolf3785

She swung me around so much I got dizzy and threw up

LonniJay

Motion sickness was unpleasant

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LonniJay

He wanted me to throw up on him and eat it...

littlewolf3785

I think I did just throw up just a little..

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LonniJay

He got into some weird s.hit

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