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We broke up because...
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She had a lizard tongue, long and slimmy0
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he had baby hands0
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She had baby legs and made a funny sound when she ran0
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Her arms moved quicker than her legs did0
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He has one strong arm and one that's normal... Not sure why0
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Was always making fun of my slightly smaller boobie0
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She was always slapping me with her long boobie0
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Hahahahahahahaha!
She acts like she doesn't like it!
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I liked it at first until I saw the places you dragged it and never seen you wash it
That last time it tasted like egg drop soup0 -
She didn't like Chinese food 0 -
I love chinese food, just not the leftovers you bring home on that tit0
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She didnt want to open her fortune cookie
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She would roll up her boob with notes inside and call it a fortune cookie0
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She wouldn't open the fortune cookie with her croch0
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Didn't know how to spell0
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Always got excited when I'd start crying and would try humping my legs0
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kept wanting to do the dog0
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She would scratch her butt by dragging it on the rug, it ruined my rug0
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I finally got a wiff of his apartment
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She had a big nose and would pick it a lot0
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He spent more time working it at the gym then workin me
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She benches more than I do 0
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His arms were like Olive Oil and mine like Popeye2
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Started dating Brutus0
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Spoke Alien to me ;p0
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She said sexy time was no "close encounter" for her! :-(0
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I felt squished between him and another guy0
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