We broke up because...

liftorgohome

She had a lizard tongue, long and slimmy

chicwithpipes23

he had baby hands

LonniJay

She had baby legs and made a funny sound when she ran

liftorgohome

Her arms moved quicker than her legs did

chicwithpipes23

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She had baby legs and made a funny sound when she ran

She was a horrible kisser

LonniJay

He has one strong arm and one that's normal... Not sure why

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always making fun of my slightly smaller boobie

LonniJay

She was always slapping me with her long boobie

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hahahahahahahaha!

She acts like she doesn't like it!

LonniJay

I liked it at first until I saw the places you dragged it and never seen you wash it

That last time it tasted like egg drop soup

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like Chinese food

LonniJay

I love chinese food, just not the leftovers you bring home on that tit

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didnt want to open her fortune cookie

LonniJay

She would roll up her boob with notes inside and call it a fortune cookie

liftorgohome

She wouldn't open the fortune cookie with her croch

LonniJay

Didn't know how to spell

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LonniJay

Always got excited when I'd start crying and would try humping my legs

chicwithpipes23

kept wanting to do the dog

liftorgohome

She would scratch her butt by dragging it on the rug, it ruined my rug

FabulousFantasticFifty

I finally got a wiff of his apartment

liftorgohome

She had a big nose and would pick it a lot

jillcarslake

He spent more time working it at the gym then workin me lol

pigheaded

She benches more than I do

FabulousFantasticFifty

His arms were like Olive Oil and mine like Popeye

pigheaded

Started dating Brutus

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Spoke Alien to me ;p

SuperStampede

She said sexy time was no "close encounter" for her! :-(

LonniJay

I felt squished between him and another guy