If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Spill coffee on them
  • Tim_Redfearn
    Tim_Redfearn Posts: 33 Member
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    Stand in line in front of them and pay in exact change
  • Tim_Redfearn
    Tim_Redfearn Posts: 33 Member
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    SweetAsSugar7 wrote: »
    Say thanks and take his coffee

    D:
  • richardpkennedy1
    richardpkennedy1 Posts: 1,890 Member
    edited August 2017
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    Nothing. I would leave him drink his coffee in peace
  • chicwithpipes23
    chicwithpipes23 Posts: 247 Member
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    play quarters in her coffee
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    edited August 2017
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    Fart silently in her direction then move to the other side of the room and watch them react to the disgusting warm smell of my gasses while taking notes
  • chicwithpipes23
    chicwithpipes23 Posts: 247 Member
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    Take her coffee and purse. What her sniff her own farts and pass out
  • Lfirecracker
    Lfirecracker Posts: 133 Member
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    Trying to hard not to laugh at the fact shes just farted and she just stepped away from the room as if she hadn't been the one who farted
  • chicwithpipes23
    chicwithpipes23 Posts: 247 Member
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    challenge her to armwrestle for her coffee
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Laugh as everyone blames someone else for the flatulence
  • chicwithpipes23
    chicwithpipes23 Posts: 247 Member
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    ask her to refrain from farting in public......as she clears out every room she enters
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Inform her I'm an introvert and prefer it that way
  • chicwithpipes23
    chicwithpipes23 Posts: 247 Member
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    Inform her that she should keep to the silent but deadly moniker
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    They're always silent but deadly. You should try my dutch ovens some time
  • These24Hours
    These24Hours Posts: 1,382 Member
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    Buy her whatever beverage she preferred.
  • chicwithpipes23
    chicwithpipes23 Posts: 247 Member
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    LonniJay wrote: »
    They're always silent but deadly. You should try my dutch ovens some time

    Tell her we should just get it over with.....proceed to the ladies room and both fart until one of us passes out.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Take the free drink and say thank you
  • chicwithpipes23
    chicwithpipes23 Posts: 247 Member
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    Inform her that as the winner I get the free drink.

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