We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was a zombie and only wanted me for my brains.0
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her brains didnt have enough gasoline1
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He never sparked that fire in me.0
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She wasn't a guy1
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she told me cake wasnt healthy
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He tickled me with all his whiskers0
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She gave me crabs .0
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She couldn't handle me0
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I asked her if she came from Alabama with a banjo on her knee0
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She only rated me a 7.50
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she would cook breakfast at midnight and supper at noon0
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He wouldn't cook at all0
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initials1248 wrote: »she would cook breakfast at midnight and supper at noon
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she was always asleep when i cooked and then complained i never cooked0
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.made up with Dylan
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she cut the strings on my guitar0
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His playing sounded like 100 screeching cats1
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He ate his belly button lint0
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she hated metal and made fun of my belly button lint eating skillz0
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