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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wasn't a guy1
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she told me cake wasnt healthy
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He tickled me with all his whiskers0
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She gave me crabs .0
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She couldn't handle me0
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I asked her if she came from Alabama with a banjo on her knee0
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She only rated me a 7.50
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she would cook breakfast at midnight and supper at noon0
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He wouldn't cook at all0
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initials1248 wrote: »she would cook breakfast at midnight and supper at noon
Not a she dude1 -
she was always asleep when i cooked and then complained i never cooked0
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.made up with Dylan
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she cut the strings on my guitar0
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His playing sounded like 100 screeching cats1
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He ate his belly button lint0
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she hated metal and made fun of my belly button lint eating skillz0
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He liked to bring gerbils to bed with us1
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The whole bestiality thingturned me off1
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she couldnt handle my pet collection0
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I couldn't handle his bad spelling... his "petting" lol1
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He had 9 kids, 4 dogs and 4 nutty ex wives..too much drama1
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She dated initials
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She didn't like my initials0
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She was always labeling her things in OUR home!0
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She always wanted me in bed0
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She never wanted to come to bed!0
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Never wanted to get out of bed0
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True Story. Except that one time I suggested the floor... there was more room... she was not amused. :-(0
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Expected ME to get the rug burn!!0
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