We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He encouraged the children on the bed during playtime. No no no !!!!
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she wouldn't cut my hair naked0
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He was always running around everywhere naked, it was like a flying hotdog0
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She said my flying hot dog was like a Vienna sausage glider!! :-)1
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His jokes became too much for me!
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She called my Vienna sausage a joke!!0
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Southern Girl was laughing at me0
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He would never go to bed with me... always had to sleep alone...0
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wouldn't let me catch her dragon fly!1
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He was lagging again... spent too much time in Japan1
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SouthernCurves91 wrote: »He would never go to bed with me... always had to sleep alone...
always wanted to sleep on the love seat!0 -
Just wanted to be closer to him... he felt too cramped0
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He only has a tiny Vienna sausage !
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She never believed Vienna sausage was a tasty treat!!0
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He never took me to Vienna even thought it's my most favourite place to visit0
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She liked what he had instead of what I have0
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Made me choke on a sausage ..vienna0
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Too small of a snack1
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Her eyes were always bigger than her tummy!! Lol0
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He didn't like my Belly Dance0
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She would never belly dance nekked!0
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He said we were just Casual0
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When she wore skirts her Vienna would always flop out ..so embarrassing1
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Lol! Flop out???
I've got nothing!1 -
She asked to see my V-Vienna. It was pierced so she broke up. 0 -
That V-Ring was hazardous to my health0
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She forgot to turn off the vibration and she didn't need me0
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I found her stash of "Toys"
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She didn't tell me about the toys0
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He made me use toys because he was too lazy!
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