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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She took half of my stash of toys0
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She took half my stash of The Ganja0
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She always wore a blindfold during our sexy time so she didn't have to look at me0
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He had the cutest nipples , but wouldn't let me touch them0
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She wouldn't let me squeeze her nipples during sex0
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Her body was like a temple, but she wouldn't let me in her inner sanctum!0
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He tried to knock down the temple doors with an extra small drill
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She didn't respect the small but potent religious objects entering her temple!! :-01
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It wasn't a cross on the small religious object but some sort of crusty scab..I didn't wanna touch it0
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While dating, she said she loved crabs... I just wanted to please her sooo much!! LOL!1
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He got cooties :laugh:0
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She talked like a 3rd grade school girl... it was really cute at first... but the novelty wore off. Ha!!0
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SuperStampede wrote: »She talked like a 3rd grade school girl... it was really cute at first... but the novelty wore off. Ha!!
He broke a hip trying new moves in ghe bedroom ..blamed it on me 0 -
She asked me to move her huge Wardrobe for her and I broke my hip!0
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I was borrowing her cute clothes0
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She would forget to wear her depends diapers when she borrowed my clothes , so she'd return them a total mess0
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She wore depends0
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His eggplant was always falling out of his undies0
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She didn't like my eggplant0
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She wouldn't let me caress her dragon fly!1
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He stole my gym shirts0
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He wore shirts tight enough to fit a 10 year old girl0
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She was into 18 year old guys1
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He thought I was too old to date whomever I Loved!0
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Too much red0
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His Grand babies called me Granny
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She thought she was an issue0
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She issued me a Protective Order0
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