We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

bruby28

His laundry had poopy stains all over

SouthernCurves91

Couldn't wash clothes properly

patrick_star_trek

She didn't like the smell of Gain

SouthernCurves91

He didn't like Tide... he preferred Gain

patrick_star_trek

Because it's better

ericaknight1995

He thought he was Captain Picard.

patrick_star_trek

ericaknight1995 wrote: »

He thought he was Captain Picard.

She didn't believe I was Captain Picard.

liftorgohome

Her panties always had skid marks in them

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always wearing my undies

liftorgohome

She kept spanking me when I was sleeping

FabulousFantasticFifty

He acted like he didn't like it!

liftorgohome

She thought I liked it even when I was sleeping. I need my sleep

FabulousFantasticFifty

Couldn't keep up with Muah!

AliNouveau

I needed a rest she worked me way too hard

SuperStampede

After sexy time she wanted me to pay her... like it was work!

AliNouveau

He was a little cheap

mellecita

He used the word "moobs."

slimgirljo15

He had a harem .. I was wife 24

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out she had 23 Sister Wives

bruby28

She liked donkeys a little too much

SojournerThirteen

She had a Donkey fettish

bruby28

He wouldn't like watching me perform in my donkey shows

slimgirljo15

Was trying to have a donkeyhuman cross hybrid child , I couldn't help with that

SojournerThirteen

Enjoyed treating me a donkey wayyyyy too much

VeronicaA76

Donkey show...nuff said

SojournerThirteen

Couldn't ride my azz to save her life

liftorgohome

She was always a jack@ss, kicking me and being stubborn.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't know the difference between an Azz and a Hinny

AliNouveau

I said zed, she said zee, it was terribly confusing and led to many arguments

SuperStampede

I told her I believed in world war Z... she didn't want to survive the zombie apocalypse with me. :-(