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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't like the peircing where I did it. I thought she's look good with a nipple ring.1
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I couldn't help bite bite his nipples, he cried and left0
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She wouldn't let me play with her nips
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He didn't even know where my nips were0
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She had no nips.1
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That's because she didn't have any! :huh:0
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Her nips were like misquito bites, so small I could never find them.0
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He was fixated on nips.1
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She wouldn't buy me my cheese nips to eat. I love those crackers.0
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He was always saying nips, I want nips, bring me home nips. So annoying0
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He ran away to follow his favourite baseball team0
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She had a smell that couldn't be washed away0
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She thought I smelled bad.0
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Her perfume was a mix of old fish water and her own urine0
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Peed the bed0
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We never did!1
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It was always my fault0
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We didn't break up.1
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She wanted her mother to live with us0
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I caught her with my mother.0
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I caught her with my brother
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He had a hot brother.1
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after he caught me with him...he kept watching (his brother....not me)0
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She wants to marry my brother now0
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He couldn't handle my death glare.0
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he didn't fight for me0
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She said it was my stinkeye0
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it was really his stank feet0
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She stole my weed.0
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That's cuz she would suck on them after eating sardines
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