We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

1Wildthang

I love stealing shoes and boots.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I could never compete with her Cuteness!

MysticGoalie

She kept on watching paw wars..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjEtMij_mu8

PS: Credit to author of video

AliNouveau

I'm not sure really she seems to have a good sense of humour. Maybe the fact she's a goalie?

ericaknight1995

She made me look hideous.

Mike_take2

I wasn't up to her standards

ericaknight1995

He told me I wasn't up to his standards.

slimgirljo15

She ran off with the hot neighbour

bruby28

I was sick of visiting her in the nursing home

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was disfigured by a bunch of angry Senior citizens at Shady Acres Retirement home!

SuperStampede

She started making the rounds with all my friends at shady acres!

ericaknight1995

I caught him with an old man at Shady Acres.

SuperStampede

I was an older man and owned 100 acres and still couldn't impress her.

ericaknight1995

He lied about the 100 acres thing.

SuperStampede

Ok. 99, see how hard to impress she is!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wouldn't ever come to bed!

ericaknight1995

She had a man in her bed.

SojournerThirteen

She had multiple personalities and 5 were cowboys

ericaknight1995

He wanted me to be a cowboy.

SuperStampede

She never wanted to be Cowgirl!

SouthernCurves91

He was someone else's Cowboy

SuperStampede

Her lasso fantasy was too much!!

SouthernCurves91

He liked jelly beans...

AliNouveau

Irreconcilable difference where candy was involved

ericaknight1995

She found my candy stash.

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aguy0980

I wasn't into minute men

ericaknight1995

She wasn't into me.

patrick_star_trek

See previous thread for answer

ericaknight1995

He wasn't into me either.