We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She whipped it..... Whipped it good1
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Didn't like getting spanked
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She wouldn't let me spank her0
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Her tongue smelled like mothballs0
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She pushed away my third leg1
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he gave me the cold shoulder0
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she wasn't into furry people. She was so smooth I couldn't keep hold0
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I got lost in her leg hair0
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He would never be a 10 , only 7.51
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I wanted 2 give a full body massage but she wanted 2 look at Facebook instead0
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I could never break up with him
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Her warts were a real drag0
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She was a drag queen and had warts!1
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He called me names and kicked me in the shin
it really hurt my feelings 0 -
She didn't like the rough play during sexy time!0
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Sexy time was once a year
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She rode her horse more than she rode me!0
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I was always on top damn it..I got tired of doing all the work ..lazy
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I'm sorry, Jo! Come back... I'll stay on top of you forever!! LOL!!!1
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He never wanted to paint my toe nails for me!0
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Her toe nails were like hawk talons0
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I couldn't keep my clothes dry whoever I was around her (she is sizzlin)0
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He just wanted my money0
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He wanted his mother to live with us0
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Oh hell no.......... She wanted her 16 adult children to live with us0
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He only wanted me for my daughters1
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She only wanted me for one thing 0
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She always called me fat 0
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She was always making fun of my baby pouch0
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Her baby pouch had one in it when I met her!0
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