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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She complained a lot... I fixed her fillet mignon and lobster with a side of hamburger helper... gotta get your protein!1
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He served me raw steak, I told him I don't like it red inside!!0
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No we didn't, he's tied to my bed as we speak
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Too many men have gone missing and last seen walking near Jo's.
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »Too many men have gone missing and last seen walking near Jo's. ..the basement was full
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I was the last intake!1
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I couldn't date her and her twin sister at the same time0
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Was a cry baby..geez..0
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She is a Siamese twin attached at the shoulder. It was a little weird.0
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She couldn't cook0
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He only fed me eggs and protein powder... wait, I don't want to break up!!1
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My muscle was too small
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her muscles were bigger than mine
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She was more interested in FFF's muscles than in mine0
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All he did was eat muscles to try to get them0
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He was always trying to eat something new as the latest aphrodisiac!0
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Never going to happen..
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Goes without saying, Jo!! ... but I am upset that she has everyone else tied to her bed and not me! :-(0
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Didn't happen!0
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SuperStampede wrote: »Goes without saying, Jo!! ... but I am upset that she has everyone else tied to her bed and not me! :-(
Step this way to my boudoir, I've got something to show you
Her curves were more dangerous than mine 1 -
She didn't like my curves0
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I don't know why. Awwwee she's just so dang cute
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All he wanted to do was drink and drive0
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SouthernCurves91 wrote: »She didn't like my curves
Her curves were intoxicating!!All he wanted to do was drink and drive
His muscles were intoxicating!!0 -
He still had a thing for his ex's muscle
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She said my muscles just weren't big enough!0
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I mustached him too many questions.0
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After spending one night with her, my eyeliner smelled like coffee.0
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She was embezzling money from my company.0
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She wore a coat in July!0
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