We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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they were both mad because I snacked after getting high0
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She doesn't like waffles.0
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She couldn't understand why I was so interested in her down under bits0
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He referred to body parts as "bits."0
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I learned that term from her! She would chase me and beg to squeeze them0
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couldn't see I had more than a bit0
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Too many bits.0
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I lost my eyesight and she expected me to know about her bits without touching0
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he thought he needed eyes to feel a womans body0
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Her body was 3D... the important parts were always jumping out at me... fun, but startling!0
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He was just too super.... At everything0
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She hired Jeff Gillooly to break my legs0
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Her legs were like little prickly pears0
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She was always trying to shave me in my sleep!0
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She was always trying to shave my *kitten*0
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I was allergic to long haired cats!0
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She liked those hairless cats0
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He was always flying high!
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I was traveling all the time.0
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Wouldnt take me to Italy!0
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I couldn't afford her expensive travel tastes!0
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He emptied my bank acc to take his lover to Italy
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He thought going to Italy, TX was too expensive!
Only a three hr drive! Cheap skate!0 -
Dallas suburbs were too expensive... I could only afford a motel 6 in Texarkana! Yee Haw!!2
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SuperStampede wrote: »Dallas suburbs were too expensive... I could only afford a motel 6 in Texarkana! Yee Haw!!
We never broke up....
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He wanted to live in Texas.0
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She wouldn't let my TX Cowboy spend the night!0
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She liked cowboys.0
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She wanted to be a cowgirl.... Always looking for a cowboy0
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She stole my boots0
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