Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Go_Deskercise
    Go_Deskercise Posts: 1,630 Member
    Owns a shop called Pizza and Doughnuts
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Works on a ranch as a horse psychologist helping horses overcome their insecurities and their feelings of not being as good as unicorns. Also helps ponies who have issues with being short.
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Beer taster
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Travels the country as a professional Mario Kart player. Currently he's touring retirement homes, racing the elderly for cash.
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Travels the country as a professional Mario Kart player. Currently he's touring retirement homes, racing the elderly for cash.

    And making a killing 💸 lol
  • Go_Deskercise
    Go_Deskercise Posts: 1,630 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Travels the country as a professional Mario Kart player. Currently he's touring retirement homes, racing the elderly for cash.

    Works for The Walking Dead coming up with off the wall lines for Negan to say during the show
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Works for an unethical seafood restaurant. She sneaks into carnivals and steals the goldfish prizes, then gives them to her chef to serve as "exotic sushi".
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She plays the angel and devil on the shoulder for those wanting differing viewpoints. Stands behind you and sticks her head over your shoulder to whisper in first one ear, then the other. For an extra fee, she will dress in half angel/half devil costume if you wish.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He rides on the bus and teaches you his own choreography so that by the end of the bus ride you are able to perform three different dances to the song MMMMBop.
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    Bankrobber but instead of having a get away car, she's on rollerskates.
    it's kind of her trademark....

    the police named her SWOOSH
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Taking his lifelong love of garden gnomes, he began to wonder why you couldn't take them with you during the day. His best friend was a garden gnome and he hated leaving him alone in the garden all day. So, what did he do? Started his own company, "Gnome Domes" producing wearable garden gnome hats Just strap your little buddy in and you never have to leave him or her again.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Manny
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hula dance instructor
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She scares coffee beans awake every morning to get them ready for their big day at Starbucks
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Expert Pickler. Got something that needs pickling? Shes your gal. Shes pickles anything and everything. Cucumbers, okra, beets, the tv remote, her missing ex husband...
  • TheMattyExperiment
    TheMattyExperiment Posts: 178 Member
    Walking Dead Superfan
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    Personal Trainer!
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Personal stain protector. We all know that person who constantly drops food or drinks onto their shirt, hopelessly staining them. For a fee, she will hover closely and watch you eat. With lightning fast reflexes, he hand shoots out to slap away that falling mustard from that cuban sandwich. Not today mustard...not today. There is no extra charge for her taunting the potential stain causer once she has successfully blocked it.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He will clean your nails in exchange for a peppermint. Fingernails, toenails, makes no difference to him.
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    edited September 2019
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Personal stain protector. We all know that person who constantly drops food or drinks onto their shirt, hopelessly staining them. For a fee, she will hover closely and watch you eat. With lightning fast reflexes, he hand shoots out to slap away that falling mustard from that cuban sandwich. Not today mustard...not today. There is no extra charge for her taunting the potential stain causer once she has successfully blocked it.

    Hilarious 😂


    Occupational Therapist!

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