Post a lie about the person above

Those are stunt double legs..not hers at all

He's my SO

Maxcannon_ wrote: »

She sent me a message on eharmony

Shhhh thats supposed to be our secret..

Has a bite mark on his left peck..sorry about that

is really a midget

Thats not his pic..it's his wife

let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »

She practices celibacy...

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Stole me panties..likes to wear them back to front

He never posts on the forums and he's hard at work at his job right now.

Turn signals are against his religion and very offensive to him besides.

He loves all that, oh that could be truth but still

Performs in the circus on weekends