We broke up because...
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She got too slim0
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He got bored0
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She left me for Tattoo...
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I found a Adam's apple0
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She was always rough... never tender.0
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He didn't like Adam's apples, but I really dig them...0
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She went to jail, she dug adams apples so much she'd hack them out with a scalpel0
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Finished every sentence with, "How do you like THEM apples?"0
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He didn't like his birthday cake. I slaved all day baking it..0
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She ignored me all day0
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Bad timing - I walked in our bedroom at a bad time while she was having a good time with someone else for the last time...0
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I didn't anticipate her couples swap would include animals...0
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She thought eating in bed was bad
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She hated when I ate fried chicken in bed. Something about greasy chicken bones all up in her bidness. I dunno.0
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She did some really funky things with chicken bones0
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Never knew what to say0
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She was too quiet0
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She didn't like my screams of pleasure0
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Got sick of being strangled by his hair in the middle of the night0
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She said I was too vanilla but I kept telling her I like chocolate better ???0
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Claimed she was a chocolate Momma... All lies!!!0
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She never believed a word I said0
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She's went all crazy.0
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She couldn't handle the real me0
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Let's try this again0
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She went back to the Vanilla Girl
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She kept giving me food based nicknames that led me down a path of food cravings and massive weight gain0
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She was Strawberry Shortcake and much too tempting!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was Strawberry Shortcake and much too tempting!
She was an evil temptress
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