We broke up because...
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She called me Evil0
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Apparently, she didn't appreciate my attempt to improve my performance in the bedroom by practicing with other women...0
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His performance never improved!
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Always depended on performance improvement meds0
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She took too many meds.0
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She forgot to take her B control0
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I seldomed assumed the position...0
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he wouldn't talk to me0
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she didnt like the way i dress0
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She always wanted to stay dressed in the bedroom.
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He told me to never get undressed again.0
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Head was too big and I just couldn't get past the face like a *kitten*0
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Head wasn't big enough and I just couldn't get past the *kitten* like an *kitten*0
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Always trying to make me run
I hate running!!!0 -
She ran away0
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she didnt want to take zumba classes0
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She wouldn't lift sheetrock with me0
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I was only bilingual not trilingual...0
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he didnt want me to teach him portuguese0
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Hmmm... Don't have a good answer for that question!
How's about we kiss and make -up?0 -
She was stuck in lip lock with her ex. I got tired of waiting.0
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Had no patience!0
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didnt like my hair0
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because it was like she didn't even know me0
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cheated on me0
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He forgot he Wallet every time we would go to get ice cream!0
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She was too cheap to buy me a cone0
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I never knew how I became the paying one in the relationship0
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