We broke up because...
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She needed titles on everything.. can't we just let things happen naturally?0
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He was into furries.0
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we grew apart0
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She said I had grown in my hips too much
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She said she was late!
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Left me Broke and with Child!0
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She stole my shoes. Lol0
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Got all mad because I "borrowed " her shoes0
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Her Idea of borrowed is taking them home with her for good0
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Total snob0
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Made fun of my turned up nose
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She had a fake nose 0
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He needed to use a pump
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She liked it when my dog humped her leg0
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Ewwww! He meant he liked it!0
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she wanted me to get rid of my gold fish0
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I wanted to do the weights at the gym and she wanted to do elliptical!0
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She tried to get away from me on the stationary bike!0
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He stole my kick stand on my stationary bike1
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It was that drasted Glass eye! Always freaking me out at night!0
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He was terrible at stalking0
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Didn't make me Tacos de Cabesa0
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She liked her brains "well done"0
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She had no brains of her own0
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Caught her eating my brains while I slept0
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Her brains made me dumb
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Her brains were inedible because of the parasites she contracted from eating my brain0
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She watched too many zombie movies0
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