My co-worker is annoying because...

shenanigans_
shenanigans_ Posts: 457 Member
edited November 21 in Chit-Chat
he clips his nails at his desk
he slams his fingers down on the keyboard

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  • shenanigans_
    shenanigans_ Posts: 457 Member
    she eats fruit often. and she smacks when she eats. its revolting and has made me lose my appetite before.

    Ugh, I have a co-worker like that
  • neldabg
    neldabg Posts: 1,452 Member
    As a student, I'll replace co-worker with classmate.
    He laughs, no GIGGLES, like a little boy whenever the chalk breaks as the professor writes on the board.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.
  • ashbabe25
    ashbabe25 Posts: 173 Member
    edited September 2017
    He chews So loudly when he eats in his office it makes me stabby.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    She's a bittch.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    And she wears stinky shoes without socks. And she's fake AF.
    She wants to do extra work just so people notice her doing extra work and think she's awesome. She ain't.
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    She always complains when I eat her yogurt
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.

    That is what I do! We can't have both of us doing that shiznit!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.

    That is what I do! We can't have both of us doing that shiznit!

    So what I really need to do is teach you how to throw someone under the bus.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.

    That is what I do! We can't have both of us doing that shiznit!

    So what I really need to do is teach you how to throw someone under the bus.

    A literal bus? I am getting close to that.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.

    That is what I do! We can't have both of us doing that shiznit!

    So what I really need to do is teach you how to throw someone under the bus.

    A literal bus? I am getting close to that.

    You clearly don't need my help.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.

    That is what I do! We can't have both of us doing that shiznit!

    So what I really need to do is teach you how to throw someone under the bus.

    A literal bus? I am getting close to that.

    You clearly don't need my help.

    :D
  • GlassAngyl
    GlassAngyl Posts: 478 Member
    They talk.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    He's loud AF. Just STFU!
  • kimothy38
    kimothy38 Posts: 840 Member
    They breathe, enough said.
  • crackpotbaby
    crackpotbaby Posts: 1,297 Member
    They are educated health professionals who encourage each other on fad diets.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Also, because my bittchy co-worker is so annoying, I purposely talk about keto waaay more than I normally would think of doing.

    I can see she absolutely hates it. :naughty:
  • Bluetail6
    Bluetail6 Posts: 2,989 Member
    kimothy38 wrote: »
    They breathe, enough said.

    LMAO :D.
  • beachgal0626
    beachgal0626 Posts: 1,912 Member
    My two co-workers talk over me ALL THE TIME, and make huge messes that they expect me to clean up. They can get extremely whiny and demanding, and act like they can't do anything for themselves. They also bicker a lot amongst themselves, and the veteran co-worker makes the rookie cry sometimes. Rookie also poops his pants and makes me clean that up, too.


    I'm a SAHM and my job is the best. :p
    My two co-workers talk over me ALL THE TIME, and make huge messes that they expect me to clean up. They can get extremely whiny and demanding, and act like they can't do anything for themselves. They also bicker a lot amongst themselves, and the veteran co-worker makes the rookie cry sometimes. Rookie also poops his pants and makes me clean that up, too.


    I'm a SAHM and my job is the best. :p

    Awwww, that was cute!
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    She posts my annoying habit on line for all the world to see.
    M.A.G.A.
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  • GemstoneofHeart
    GemstoneofHeart Posts: 865 Member
    He fills up his water bottles (which he has never washed and are a mineral filmed mess) from his big water reservoir while I am on calls. I legit have to mute myself and hope I don't need to talk for fear people will hear it in the background and think I'm in the bathroom and they are actually hearing pee hit the water. That's exactly what it sounds like.
  • cavia
    cavia Posts: 457 Member
    She is a liar. If she's talking, she's lying.
  • aemw93
    aemw93 Posts: 134 Member
    They work soooo slowly
    She makes up random lies about everything
    He complains all the time
    They never wash their dishes!!!!! Arghhhh :#
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