I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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Enjoying my food sun-baked0
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eating brains for protein0
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With rope burns0
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Used0
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Recycled0
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With hand prints on my butt0
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Constantly disappointed0
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Screwed0
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All banged up0
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A walking corpse0
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Hopelessly devoted1
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A zombie0
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Shirtless0
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Being manhandled
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Fainting everytime he took off his shirt0
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Covered in zombie guts lol0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Covered in zombie guts lol
Realizing why she always sticks out her tongue0 -
Spraying her off with a hose every time she came home from "Work"0
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On cloud 91
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Being forgotten while cuffed to a bed0
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Turned.0
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Happily divorced0
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_BlackSunshine_ wrote: »Happily divorced
Wow, she bites me then leaves me. I guess I was just a meal to her.0 -
Learning a new jerky recipe0
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Roaming the country saving villages and whailing on bad guys nuts with a giant staff1
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Being Hercules to her Xena1
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Being to tired for our date by the time I traveled there
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Moving 12 times in a year0
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Cleaning up green stains everywhere!0
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