I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

wam60

Covered in cat hair and flea bites

Cat0703a

Reminding him that while my name is Cat, I don’t have fleas. 😑

AdahPotatah2024

Having tp give away all my Red Hot Chili Peppers CDs because she doesn't like Flea...

wam60

She had a pepper fetish...wasn't so bad with jalapeños & habaneros...but when she tried to use ghost and Carolina reapers on me....I had to draw the line.

Cat0703a

With things being kept spicy 🥵

Sharsou

Waiting to be answered of my questions 😜

AdahPotatah2024

Being forced to take his lie detector test over and over..

Watching_The_Wheels

Rolling my “r”s, rolling my eyes and rolling my paper…

wam60

Stoned...with the munchies

PaperDoll_

Putting him into rehab so he could fit into my no drugs, no alcohol lifestyle

AdahPotatah2024

Lured into her immersion bible school by listening to her rock band..gospel lyrics sung to Metallica tunes.

MtnRunng

With very healthy blood test numbers but having a crazy craving for a burger

Cat0703a

Going on scenic drives and playing with an adorable doggo

PaperDoll_

Taking custody of the dog because she always says she’s not getting one. 🥰

MtnRunng

WHAT???

Cat0703a

Such a cutie

gcibsthom

With a continuing appreciation for doggoes.....

wam60

Asking myself....what was in that drink

AdahPotatah2024

Going to wine tastings every weekend.

wam60

Starting my own winery

Cat0703a

Making him sleep in the doghouse

PaperDoll_

Being told I couldn’t sleep in the dog bed

Cat0703a

Getting cat reels sent to me all day and night. Oh wait, hey, are we dating?? 😏

wam60

As part of a throuple with PD!!!

PaperDoll_

Throuple? Oh yes… you two are my only two too 😏

wam60

Wearing a tutu dancing to Swan Lake for PD & Cat

PaperDoll_

Waiting for the tutu to drop and covering Cat’s Canadian eyes

AdahPotatah2024

Listening to her drinking ditties over and over, like the classic Cat's Canadian Eyes..& out to the taverns to see her Canadian Folk Band every weekend.