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_har_T_Swallow
_har_T_Swallow Posts: 2,606 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
we've all got a celebrity crush i think. do you ever wonder what it would be like if you had the chance to really go on a date with your celeb crush?

more important- lets just say your wife/husband/significant other/IRL crush ends up meeting your celebrity crush and decides, out of sheer jealousy, that ITS GO TIME.

who would win?

Round 1- your significant other catches you on a date with your celeb crush in a random sketchy Applebees. every item they can grab is now a weapon.

Round 2- 15 round boxing match. you are the referee.

Round 3- both of them are dropped in the middle of an abandoned beach in nothing but bikinis/banana hammocks; the only weapons available are 2 pool noodles. first one to giggle/teehee loses.

Round 4- you lost your memory and don't remember either of them; who can convince you to go on a date with them first?

*BONUS ROUND*- your celeb crush is now competing against your top MFP crush to see who gets to date you first; tag your crush and tell us who wins.

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  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    Pftttt....celebreties got a crush on me!
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    My celebrity crushes are so stinking cute with how much they love their wives. No dates here!
    And no MFP crushes here.
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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    Seth Rollins would beat my bf up with his dick

    That's true love right there
  • PL4TNM
    PL4TNM Posts: 85 Member
    What was the question?
  • elizarizo
    elizarizo Posts: 470 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    He wins. Every round.
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    Effing yessss FOCUS!
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
    No crush here. Most celebrities are know it all arrogant creeps. Except for maybe Robert Downey Jr and Bruce Willis!
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  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    You think you know it all about celebrities?

    No I don't. It's only my opinion! I'm seriously not trying to make anyone angry or to upset anyone. That is not my goal here!!
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    Ironandwine69 wrote: »
    Pftttt....celebreties got a crush on me!

    .... and for darn good reason too.
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    Well I'm angry and upset that you would infer Patton Oswalt or M Night Shamylamadingdong are know it alls

    I'm so sorry, :'( please accept my apology. (((Hugs and kisses))) <3
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  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    Three of my favourite celeb crushes: Rami Malek(in Mr Robot), James McAvoy (in split) , Heath Ledger.
    Consistent theme: I'm attracted to men with serious mental health issues.

    IRL crush: security guard in local shopping centre. He makes me want to shoplift.

    Round 1: security guard vs. Heath Ledger
    I reckon security guard knows how to dodge some food, I imagine him making a shield out of onions. This would make most cry but I think Heath Ledger could have strangled this guy with his marvellous locks. HEATH WINS.

    R2- HA. referee. I'm going to sit back and enjoy this fight. Rip each other to shreds. I don't care.

    R3- entering James McAvoy in for this one. Security guard looks like a pretty serious guy so I think he could hold out out from laughing for a long time. However I think James McAvoy from split could make you scared/nervous laugh in under 2 hours.
    James McAvoy wins.

    R4- Rami Malek (in Mr Robot) vs. Security guy
    Rami could get into my phone/computer and influence me that way but security guard would let me walk out without paying for icecream. Security guard wins.

    Bonus round: Heath Ledger vs @_har_T_Swallow ;)

    You both have smiles that defrost cold hearts. Heath has glorious curly hair but..you're still alive..
    _har_T_swallow wins.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Thank you @SEAHORSES4EVER for actually following directions! SHEESH!
    I will be back later to do the same

    It's like asking a blind fish to do the macarena here sometimes.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I have 3 celebrity crushes, and I can't pick! Ragnar (Travis Fimmel) and Rollo (Clive Standen) from vikings, and Tom Ellis from Lucifer.

    Round 1- Ragnar vs my IRL crush at Applebee's. Seeing how everything is a weapon and Ragnar knowns how to fight with primitive weapons, I'm going with Ragnar winning. Even tho my IRL crush instigated the fight, Ragnar would win.

    Round 2 - let's go with Rollo and my IRL crush... Boxing, I'd cry like a baby and they would stop out of pity. I don't want to see either of their pretty faces get smashed up even tho Rollo's face is in pretty rough shape on vikings all the time. No winner.

    Round 3 - Lucifer and IRL crush in banana hammocks with pool noodles! Please don't let this end! I'd offer the guys a request of their choice to whoever outlasts the other, whoever doesn't laugh first so this event could continue for a while!

    Round 4 - Ragnar again vs IRL crush, I think IRL crush could convince me, he seems pretty smooth, but Ragnar probably has an Australian accent, which would be fun too.
    This is going to turn into a date between the 3 of us! It will be great!
    We all win!

    BONUS ROUND

    Celeb crush vs mfp crush...competing...how I wonder?
    One upping each other? A battle of wits? Charm?

    Very interesting! This would be a very fun to watch competition...whatever it was!
    I'd love to see them "peacocking" for me!
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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Thank you @SEAHORSES4EVER for actually following directions! SHEESH!
    I will be back later to do the same

    Too. Many. Directions
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