Witty banter

beingmore1
Posts: 3,131 Member
This is the place for banter. It should be witty. If it's not witty you will get a demerit. I don't know yet how many demerits are allowed per day. It will probably depend on whether or not you grovel dramatically enough or perhaps a panel will vote on your shoes or lunch to determine if you stay or go.
Gifs are acceptable as well as memes . As long as they are witty. No romantic poo poo stuff.
So chat. But know you are totally being judged. And maybe graded. Report cards come in the mail. I don't know if there will be an exam. Maybe.
Gifs are acceptable as well as memes . As long as they are witty. No romantic poo poo stuff.
So chat. But know you are totally being judged. And maybe graded. Report cards come in the mail. I don't know if there will be an exam. Maybe.
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Crap. All I need in my life is another F(ail).1
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I'll probably fail at this like I fail at life sometimes.0
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beingmore1 wrote: »Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »@Will_Run_4_Food you are witty
Does this mean I'm on the panel or am I here to get the first demerit?
Well I do need a panel.
Can we feel up the panel and ask for special favors?
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Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Crap. All I need in my life is another F(ail).
I have an F for you.
(totally not romantic)
I am use to not romantic, let's just get it over with! I am sure you're use to that!0 -
beingmore1 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »I'll probably fail at this like I fail at life sometimes.
Not if you are wearing a rainbow Afro wig while failing at life. That would fit in here.
There might be hope for me yet!! I happen to have one... it was a gift... from a friend...0 -
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »I'll probably fail at this like I fail at life sometimes.
Not if you are wearing a rainbow Afro wig while failing at life. That would fit in here.
There might be hope for me yet!! I happen to have one... it was a gift... from a friend...
Pics or it didn't happen.0 -
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abetterme9366 wrote: »I don't know. Now I feel like I'm under pressure to perform. It's giving me anxiety. I don't do well in these types of high stakes situations. Aaaand there goes my boner.
Makes me wonder how porn stars perform under pressure...0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Sex
There's another thread for that but I will warn you, they find it annoying.3 -
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Is there opportunity to earn extra credit on the exam?0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »I'll probably fail at this like I fail at life sometimes.
Not if you are wearing a rainbow Afro wig while failing at life. That would fit in here.
There might be hope for me yet!! I happen to have one... it was a gift... from a friend...
Pics or it didn't happen.
I haven't taken out my Halloween stuff yet. But when I do...0 -
I'm going to hijack this thread.
What is the best way to lose weight?0 -
I'm all talk. Talking I can do. Will profanity add to or decrease my score?0
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beingmore1 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »I don't know. Now I feel like I'm under pressure to perform. It's giving me anxiety. I don't do well in these types of high stakes situations. Aaaand there goes my boner.
Makes me wonder how porn stars perform under pressure...
Just ask @abetterme9366 she would know I thinkI was hoping an undercover porn star would chime in. Someone with a name like Ginger Vitis, Seymore Butts, Strokahontas, or Boo D. Licious.
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »I'm going to hijack this thread.
What is the best way to lose weight?
You're the guy that calls the cops when the neighbors party too hard, huh?0 -
beingmore1 wrote: »danihunter37 wrote: »Is there opportunity to earn extra credit on the exam?
What type of exam should it be? Obstacle course?
Oh sweet jeezus I hope not. I'd totally fail.0 -
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »I don't know. Now I feel like I'm under pressure to perform. It's giving me anxiety. I don't do well in these types of high stakes situations. Aaaand there goes my boner.
Makes me wonder how porn stars perform under pressure...
Just ask @abetterme9366 she would know I thinkI was hoping an undercover porn star would chime in. Someone with a name like Ginger Vitis, Seymore Butts, Strokahontas, or Boo D. Licious.
I think everyone is a pornstar under the covers...oh wait...that's not what you meant....1 -
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