how to make a monster-

gonna be Halloween soon. im a horror movie kind of guy personally. we've got all the classic monsters sure, Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman etc. then there's the classics from the 80's/90's- The Fly, The Thing, Pumpkinhead, Alien, Predator...list goes on.

but what if we made new monsters to fit in 2017- what would they be like? how uncommon and strange will they be?

for example-

"the girl who has no tattoos and less than 50 followers on all social media"

"the aging parent who doesn't share stupid things on Facebook"

"the guy who only texts his girlfriend"

you get it- now what would your monster be?