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A pca that has seemingly endless patience and deals with everything so nicely even though the world is burning0
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abetterme9366 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »The suburban housewife with nothing to do but hobbies that nobody else cares about, and trying to become the Queen Bee on MFP with a sweet smile on the outside and venom, poison and rot on the inside.
If you have a problem with me, just say it to my face!
I can’t look at you after the midget clown on bath salts tried to chew half your face off leaving you terribly disfigured.
All I ever wanted was for you to look at me and see me. Really see me.
That is pretty cruel of you to say. You know those rabid chipmunks chewed out both my eyeballs!!
Why won’t you love me????
How can I? You were with me when we drove off that mountain top. They replaced my heart with a robotic one. I can’t love anyone.
Who nursed you back to health? Who emptied your foley? Who cleaned around your stoma to stave off infection? Who was there to give you sponge baths and dab the goo out of your empty eye holes? Doesn’t that count for anything?
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Is someone writing all this down..? Oh wait1
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The teenager who knows how to have an actual conversation by speaking instead of texting.2
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The parent who can actually be cool when friends come over1
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »The parent who can actually be cool when friends come over
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The person who memorizes a phone number and doesn't rely on their cell phone.3
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The SO that is totally cool sitting in the same room and not doing the same thing1
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The MFP innovator with creative thread ideas that are not passive aggressive.3
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