Blabberin, blubberin, and chit catterin

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    I really wish I'd answered the PM from that veiny bodybuilder with a brand new account who wanted to chat with me before he deactivated six hours later.

    what was his screen name? don't say it just give us a hint

    It was a male name that rhymed with spruce.

    Bruce Willis?! I got a Great request. It was long, rhythmic and had lots of innuendos. Then I find out that at least 4 other people got a very similar message. I was just heart broken. It turns out that I....am NOT....special.

    At least it was long. The one I got yesterday just said ‘hey send nudes’.

    I told you I was kidding! Jeez put me on blast why dontcha?
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Welp. All my eyes are wet.

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Welp. All my eyes are wet.

    99n3gij9g16f.jpeg

    If I had to choose between sniffing @leut_underpants underpants and you....I would choose you every time.

    Just me? Not my undies? Because I gotta tell ya, I smell pretty bland without them.
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Welp. All my eyes are wet.

    99n3gij9g16f.jpeg

    If I had to choose between sniffing @leut_underpants underpants and you....I would choose you every time.

    Just me? Not my undies? Because I gotta tell ya, I smell pretty bland without them.

    I have some lavender and feet smelling lotion to take care of that.

    The blandness?
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I have ate way too much today and absolutely nothing healthy. Maybe I will be a whale for Halloween.

    Like Moby Dick? Is that a porn film by any chance?

    I can make anything a porn film. It is my main talent. So yes.

    *sigh*
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I would like to participate, but have nothing to chatter about today

    Do your feet smell like feet?

    They smell like a combo of lavender oil and feet. It's not pretty

    I like...yer feet.

    They say thank you....they are fond of you as well

    <3
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I am really in the mood for baguettes now.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I got called crazy and fat last week, not on the same day tho or by the same person
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    How many fun size halloween candies are too many?

    Asking for a friend.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,068 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    How many fun size halloween candies are too many?

    Asking for a friend.

    I think it only counts if you have pi memorized to the six hundredth decimal place

    Oh. Good then they are all calorie free.
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  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    I bought new Keen boots for only $40 today, and no one understands why it's a good deal. Such amateurs
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    dc8066 wrote: »
    I bought new Keen boots for only $40 today, and no one understands why it's a good deal. Such amateurs

    Are those like Crocs?
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,511 Member
    I have had a new kitchen fitted and it is spectacularly beautiful but now I am afraid to use it incase I stain it. <le sigh> :'(
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Idle... chatting... yes....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I got called crazy and fat last week, not on the same day tho or by the same person

    Gimme their names, I can have them kneecapped within the week :*
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I got called crazy and fat last week, not on the same day tho or by the same person

    Gimme their names, I can have them kneecapped within the week :*

    Do they even have knee caps in australia?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I got called crazy and fat last week, not on the same day tho or by the same person

    Gimme their names, I can have them kneecapped within the week :*

    Do they even have knee caps in australia?

    Yes but they move in the opposite direction
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I got called crazy and fat last week, not on the same day tho or by the same person

    Gimme their names, I can have them kneecapped within the week :*

    Do they even have knee caps in australia?

    Of course, but we aren't talking about Aussie knees, but those of the aholes that were mean to my buddy ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I got called crazy and fat last week, not on the same day tho or by the same person

    Gimme their names, I can have them kneecapped within the week :*

    Do they even have knee caps in australia?

    Yes but they move in the opposite direction

    You saying I got knees like a chicken?.. hmmm

    Added to "the list" ..

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