Halloween Greetings
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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@toned_thugs_n_harmony
Dear Toni,
When I saw you it was love at first sight. Of course it was through a rifle scope and my pants were down.
Sincerely,
Hicks
Dear Toni,
When I saw you it was love at first sight. Of course it was through a rifle scope and my pants were down.
Sincerely,
Hicks
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@erica_today
My Dearly beloved and recently departed Erica,
I know some will say it was wrong to bury you in the ground without a coffin. But they don’t realize how hard you fought me when I tried to put you in it.
Don’t judge,
Hicks1 -
@MeeseeksAndDestroy
Dear Scary D, my Trick or Treat friend,
It saddens me that Halloween can come only once a year. I am more frequent than that.
Dress skimpy,
Hicks
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@TeacupsAndToning
Dear Meg,
Do you know what is more shallow than you? The hole I am about to plant you in.
Look out.
Hicks5 -
Dear @OutOfUserName my Brokeback Mountain Guide,
These toothpicks will keep your eyelids open so I can see the look in your eye as I transfer my AIDS to you.
Bring lubricant.
Hicks2 -
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Dear @lstrat115 my Witchy witchy witch witch,
I am kinda getting into jewelry. Your ovaries are going to make great earrings.
Die,
Hicks3 -
Dear @hellvee
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you try to protect your backside, I’ll do it there too.
Hicks3 -
Dear @cherchezlafemme13, my plastic spider ring wearing friend,
What is the difference between this Halloween and Labor Day?
You lived through Labor Day.
Hicks1 -
@CoffeeAndContour
Dear Meg, my Psychologist coffee drinking friend:
It’s Halloween. Time to be thankful for what you have. A healthy body, and safe happy home.
*Author’s note: You will lose one or both of them tonight. Be prepared. I work fast.
Hicks3 -
@kace_kay
Dear Kay, my DogBlockingCleavage friend,
They say it is bad luck if a black cat crosses your path. But I say it is bad luck that you moved into my neighborhood. Get ready to become a statistic.
Hicks3 -
Dear @beingmore1 my salad sleeping victim:
What do you think is scarier, a witch or my sweating PCP fueled body working on top of you?
Don’t talk, I’m almost there.
Hicks.
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Dear @pudgy1977,my Mummy scare scare,
Instead of saying “trick or treat,” I like to say “gunshot or strangulation”
Hicks
PS. Choose wisely.2 -
@OutOfUserName wrote: »what if this turned out like a list of murders happening in real life?
Would make for a great movie. Maybe starring Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt?1 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Dear @pudgy1977,my Mummy scare scare,
Instead of saying “trick or treat,” I like to say “gunshot or strangulation”
Hicks
PS. Choose wisely.
Ummm...I'd choose the later....0 -
Dear @Lavinia_whateley_goals, my bathtub fantasy,
I once did a movie where small wiggly aliens burst from people's chests. Well, I'm working a sequel where my wiggly alien will work between your chest. Welcome to Hollywood.
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@lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Dear @Lavinia_whateley_goals, my bathtub fantasy,
I once did a movie where small wiggly aliens burst from people's chests. Well, I'm working a sequel where my wiggly alien will work between your chest. Welcome to Hollywood.
Hicks
wtf smh so i don’t even get to die??
With role the a lifetime that I'm giving you, why would you want to?????1 -
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@beingmore1 wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Dear @beingmore1 my salad sleeping victim:
What do you think is scarier, a witch or my sweating PCP fueled body working on top of you?
Don’t talk, I’m almost there.
Hicks.
By working on top of you I am assuming you mean...me in a hole and you working to bury me....
Uh, no.0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@toned_thugs_n_harmony
Dear Toni,
When I saw you it was love at first sight. Of course it was through a rifle scope and my pants were down.
Sincerely,
Hicks
I wouldn’t have it any other way!
pretty sure mine were probably down as well.0 -
Dear Hicks the Halloween Horror.
sleep well my friend for tomorrow you will wake up dead.
luv PaganUK x0 -
Dear Hicks
sleep well my friend for tomorrow you will wake up dead.
Luv Pagan UK
what a fabulous thread. fantastic idea!!!!0 -
Dear @smut_muffin my plastic Casper mask wearing DYI buddy:
Want a Halloween treat? Look me right in the eye and you’ll meet God. And Chip Gaines.
Hicks0 -
Hey @HealthyAshes88888, my end of October person,
Some people think nothing says Halloween like a tastefully carved Jack O' Lantern. But I think nothing says Happy Halloween like a tastefully carved opening in your diaphragm.
Breathe deeply and feel my love.
Hicks0 -
Dearest @pbandwine my candy corn loving lover:
Wanna know what we’ll have in common tonight? As you strain against the ropes begging for your release I will be working on my own.
Hicks
P.S. I'm sure they'll soon find a cure for what I'm passing to you.
P.S.S. Who am I kidding. No they won't.0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Hey @HealthyAshes88888, my end of October person,
Some people think nothing says Halloween like a tastefully carved Jack O' Lantern. But I think nothing says Happy Halloween like a tastefully carved opening in your diaphragm.
Breathe deeply and feel my love.
Hicks
You freak.
Why would you do that to my birth control?3 -
HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Hey @HealthyAshes88888, my end of October person,
Some people think nothing says Halloween like a tastefully carved Jack O' Lantern. But I think nothing says Happy Halloween like a tastefully carved opening in your diaphragm.
Breathe deeply and feel my love.
Hicks
You freak.
Why would you do that to my birth control?
Because it's there?0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Hey @HealthyAshes88888, my end of October person,
Some people think nothing says Halloween like a tastefully carved Jack O' Lantern. But I think nothing says Happy Halloween like a tastefully carved opening in your diaphragm.
Breathe deeply and feel my love.
Hicks
You freak.
Why would you do that to my birth control?
Because it's there?
You'd better get a job. You're gonna be the next baby father :laugh:0
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