Dark secrets

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  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    he thins im a hulk
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    She thinks I have some sort of superhero thing....: lol!! Secretly she looooves the cape!!
  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    He thinks I like supperheroes but its not the cape that turns me on, is the way he looks when he puts on yoga pants that cracks me up
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    As long as it is just the pants... I may stretch them out though... laugh away!! Keep it a secret though.... oh wait....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He's actually on the shore as the waves come in, not really surfing!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She really hates wearing heels :o
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    She hates wearing bras.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    and he Love's it! ;p
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Guilty.
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    You know.... I mean love her not wearing..,: not me wearing.... did that come out right?? Oh kitten.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    LOL! Damn he caught that!
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Lol.... not fair you distracted me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Wanted in three states for lifting Bermuda shorts
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    hates gingers and old people
  • carbkiller14
    carbkiller14 Posts: 819 Member
    swears up and down he didnt touch the nachos
  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    She would love to be stuck with me in a red room :) ahahah
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    doesn't like puppies
  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    aeloine wrote: »
    doesn't like puppies


    Depends on the kind of poppies ;)

    She's spy




  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    How did you know??

    Her natural hair is not blonde
  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    She's Brazilian and she knows I'm not a red hair either
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    She's actually a Chinese dude named Richard Wong...aka Long Wong from Hong Kong
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    Secretly his name is D'Andre Wong
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    She is an international supplier of knock off adult toys and lingerie to 3rd world countries
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,161 Member
    My dark secret..... I can't say.... I mean really... Victoria had a secret once and then she told someone and now... EVERYBODY knows Victoria's Secret.

    th?id=OIP.uBCdPc5segZq4EXRBe2t7AEmEs&pid=Api
  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    He's a adult movie super star and he's last movies was the secrets of Victoria lush lips where he played the part of the Botox creepy doctor!
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    She played the part of That stripper cop named cherry in that police thriller movie about the mafia midgets running the Oompa Loompa gambling ring. She got robbed of that Oscar.
  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    I did just because you decide to fake that fling with Jeniffer lopes to get a part on her last video clip just to be able to put some yoga pants and. Heels on and dance like Beyoncé!!!! You broke my heart and my performance in that movie was the worst I've done! Excepted the part of the strip witch I no you still watch it and it's on your collection of late night movies
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Hi @sophia_garcia.

    First off. I danced way better than Beyoncé. And I looked damn good in those yoga pants. You told me that.

    I told Jay though she was good but had Sophia gotten that part, we would have made that audience blush. We may have pushed that R rating to an X.
  • Sofia_Garcia
    Sofia_Garcia Posts: 412 Member
    dgthom72 wrote: »
    Hi @sophia_garcia.

    First off. I danced way better than Beyoncé. And I looked damn good in those yoga pants. You told me that.

    I told Jay though she was good but had Sophia gotten that part, we would have made that audience blush. We may have pushed that R rating to an X.
    dgthom72 wrote: »
    Hi @sophia_garcia.

    First off. I danced way better than Beyoncé. And I looked damn good in those yoga pants. You told me that.

    I told Jay though she was good but had Sophia gotten that part, we would have made that audience blush. We may have pushed that R rating to an X.

    Oh my god babe you're the best!! Let's make out and get back together!
    No one can handle me in this game and you just made me crack open almost pee my pants!! Your pants our pants ahahha
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    To the kiss-thread!!!

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