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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    @MrSith wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    That moment you realized "maybe I shouldn't have run for public office".
    I have contemplated it.

    With your groping history here on MFP?
  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    That moment you realized "maybe I shouldn't have run for public office".

    How do I pull out of the race? If only there was someone to teach me some strong game
  • MrSith
    MrSith Posts: 1,636 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @MrSith wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    That moment you realized "maybe I shouldn't have run for public office".
    I have contemplated it.

    With your groping history here on MFP?

    I had different names then.

    Clean slate baby!
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    SneakyDees wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    That moment you realized "maybe I shouldn't have run for public office".

    How do I pull out of the race? If only there was someone to teach me some strong game

    You pull out right before your eyes start to roll to the back your head and the look on her face goes from pleasure to genuine concern.
  • ellesussex2017
    ellesussex2017 Posts: 21 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @lstrat115 wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    That moment when you realized that your wife used your razor to shave her legs

    I always use a man's razor to shave my legs. Sometimes I get weird looks stepping out of my neighbors' showers, but razors are expensive.

    Yes but there is something about y'alls leg hair that screws up the blades and basically causes the hair on our face to be pulled out, not shaved.

    Buy 2 next time. Paint hers pink. Problem solved.

    And when her pink one is done she'll pick up mine... it never ends!!!

    First world problems!!! LOL
  • ellesussex2017
    ellesussex2017 Posts: 21 Member
    The moment you're looking for your phone to send a text and then realise that you're TALKING ON IT!
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,199 Member
    the moment you realize you are old....
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    the moment you realize the binge eater in you only happens one week out of the month....
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    That moment when you realized you just got hit and they ran.
  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
    That moment when you realize you’re on a path of honor.
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    That moment you realize it truly wasn't him, it was you.. the whole time..
  • Thehardmakesitworthit
    Thehardmakesitworthit Posts: 838 Member
    ....you just donated 20 minutes of your hour lunch break.... DAMMMMMMITTTTT. I work too hard
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    That you realize maybe it's actually for the best
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  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,199 Member
    the moment you realize you are choking on food...
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    That moment when your table tells you that you have them your eyeliner to sign their crediit card slip with instead of a pen...and they used it.
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    That moment you realize you ate all the candy in the house
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited November 2017
    That moment you close the car door, realizing that you left your keys in there. Then you think "no worries, Ill get the one taped to the bottom of the car". Then the moment you realize the one you just locked inside was the spare from the last time you locked yourself out.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    That moment when the car in front of you makes all the same turns you are going to so you wonder if they think you are following them

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