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She secretly is jealous of his beautiful lacy bras

She doesn't wear underwear at all, likes going commando

Often contemplates if she is the cause for stalling threads that normally are quite active, but cannot assume falut as no causality can be established. Instead, blames the thread stalling on aliens and/or Giorgio:

Has a captured alien in his basement. (people say it's really just a hairless cat but he is adamant)

Is too tall, and likes to lead when we dance.

Uses those massive pecs to CRUSH that poor cellphone into submission; makes it take only complimentary selfies.

has wrestled alligators bare handed

has fought in world war one

Only eats fruit and vegetables that have fallen from the plants because he feels they have chosen to be given to him as nourishment

Likes pickles in the shower

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Enjoys a good afternoon alone in a parked car

Only has sex in parked cars.

Only sexes cars while parked.

Wears a leave suit on Sep I am occasions