Save the Family...put it here....

beingmore1
beingmore1 Posts: 3,131 Member
in Chit-Chat
We all know family gatherings aren't the easiest. A game of scattegories can destroy a family instantly. Once politics are brought up....forget about it. To save the family....go ahead and post what you WANT to say here, instead of actually telling Aunt Gertrude what you really think about her 1920's opinion about culture or telling your Uncle Joe what he can do about his opinion about the state of the Union and politics....ugghg. Good luck!!!!
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  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    You should probably stop drinking.
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Ha...ha...ha
    Those vegetarian jokes never get old
    *kitten* you!!

    Yes all I'm eating is potatoes, what's your problem with that?
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  • HalloweenHighness
    HalloweenHighness Posts: 53 Member
    What family?
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Oh..haha...that joke never gets old
  • HalloweenHighness
    HalloweenHighness Posts: 53 Member
    I prefer chicken instead of turkey, I only like turkey; when it's lunch meat!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I mean we are "family" but I know you don't consider me to be part of your family like your blood relatives, you don't have to pretend.

    I'm actually glad we're not related, we're just "family".
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,464 Member
    Yes, you are a good cook. Yes, I understand the stuffing is not like you make it. But someone was nice enough to cook for you, so shut up and eat it, or don't. Just shut up.
    Yes, you are a good cook. Yes, I understand the pie is not up to your standards. But someone was nice enough to offer to bring a dessert, and this is what they brought, so shut up and eat it, or don't. Just shut up.
    Yes, you are a good cook. No, she didn't bring anything to eat. Maybe she's just tired of you b****ing about her cooking. So just shut up.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,464 Member
    I just want pumpkin pie. I don't even care if it's good pumpkin, frozen, deli, just pumpkin pie. I'd even eat cool whip on it today.
  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
    edited November 2017
    Shut up mom I hate you, where’s the *kitten* meatloaf

    No I won’t stop banging without a condom you know I can’t stand it, it feels like DEATH

    God mom why are you so *kitten* uptight I’m going to my *kitten* room

    THE WORLD DOESNT UNDERSTAND ME

    please leave me some dessert and tell Debbie she’s a *kitten*
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I'd tell someone that they have more than one child.

    Leave your crazy at the door.

    Can we please not let this holiday be all about you and your problems?

    Nobody eats the gross marshmallow yams but you ...

    You haven't called in 5 months but I totally appreciate that early morning phone call where you didn't leave a voicemail. soooo I assume the ball is now in my court? Mmm, ok...
  • zugmeister
    zugmeister Posts: 23 Member
    "gross marshmallow yams"... But... but...
    Ok, so you buy the yams and nuke 'em 'till they're soft.
    Scoop the guts into a big food processor.
    Add butter, brown sugar, touch of cinnamon and buttermilk / milk.
    Grind 'till it's how you want it. Only eat GOOD calories!
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    I said noon. Why are you here at 9 AM?

    Reporting sexual harrasment or abuse isn't nonsense. Yeah, if you hugged your co-workers all the time years ago some of them may have felt bad about it or like they couldn't say anything. Ugh.

    Don't tell me you are taking a bag of leftovers home for your cat.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I'll enjoy the whipped cream straight from the can directly into my pie-hole if I want.

    Besides, I like how it sounds. *swwwwwooooosssch!
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    I wish I would die
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Can we please go home already?!!

    not until we take about your uncle's colonoscopy over our 12th cup of coffee....
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  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,464 Member
    Please tell me one more time, how should I do my job? Yes you, the one who has been fired from your last 3 jobs. The one living in your parents garage apartment.

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