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Avocado_Angel
Avocado_Angel Posts: 2,362 Member
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Hey guys! What are you all up to tonight ? I'm sat back chilling with a cheeky glass of vino let's chat ! Not about fitness and *kitten* I'm not back on track with that ....yet

How about a 'I can't remember the last time'

I can't Remember the last time I had morning sex, toooooo tired. Who is awake enough in the AM to do that?!
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  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,818 Member
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    I love morning sex actually. It’s my favorite ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • HalloweenHighness
    HalloweenHighness Posts: 53 Member
    edited November 2017
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    You've to, do anything? Just lay there &'ve him, do all; of the work!
  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
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    I wonder what the touch of a woman feels like
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    I can't remember the last time I used Saran Wrap and thought "WOW, totally great invention!". I actually have an irrational HATRED of Saran Wrap and I mostly want to throw it in the garbage. In fact I hate it so much I've had the same roll for at least 5 years.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Are we discussing any topic or just M.S. ? I'll pour a glass to join you :*
  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    SneakyVee wrote: »
    I wonder what the touch of a woman feels like

    why can't you remember when I slapped you upside the head that once?

    because you finally knocked sense into me, and the touch of a woman makes no sense
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    Hey guys! What are you all up to tonight ? I'm sat back chilling with a cheeky glass of vino let's chat ! Not about fitness and *kitten* I'm not back on track with that ....yet

    How about a 'I can't remember the last time'

    I can't Remember the last time I had [edited], toooooo tired. Who is awake enough in the AM to do that?!

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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    jkou77 wrote: »
    Are we discussing any topic or just M.S. ? I'll pour a glass to join you :*

    Should I wear lingerie to bed so I'm dressed for the occasion? I somehow think 'party pug' pygamas are killing my sex life

    Ha...well you can jump in my bed any time with pug pjs...are they footy pjs????? <3
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Ok first you had me at 2 cats <3

    But lace and silk is nice ...it makes you feel sexy ...treat yo self
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    SneakyVee wrote: »
    I wonder what the touch of a woman feels like

    a warm hot apple pie at least that what the movie says
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    HalloweenHighness wrote: »
    You've to, do anything? Just lay there &'ve him, do all; of the work!

    I tried, really I did.... but I just can't get past it.


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